Sa Aking Pagtanda (A poem that every child should read)

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!! Oo ako na ang late Rizal Bagong Salsal!

Wala akong maisip na ipost for mudras day kaya let me repost this one. Inglis ng konte. Arte lang!

Sa aking pagtanda, unawain mo sana ako at

pagpasensyahan.

Kapag dala ng kalabuan ng mata ay nakabasag

ako ng pinggan o nakatapon ng sabaw sa hapag

kainan, huwag mo sana akong kagagalitan.

Maramdamin ang isang matanda. Nagse-self-pity

ako sa tuwing sisigawan mo ako.

Kapag mahina na ang tenga ko at hindi ko

maintindihan ang sinasabi mo, huwag mo

naman sana akong sabihan ng “binge!” paki-ulit

nalang ang sinabi mo o pakisulat nalang.

Pasensya ka na, anak, matanda na talaga ako.

Kapag mahina na tuhod ko, pagtiyagaan mo sana

akong tulungang tumayo, katulad ng pag-aalalay

ko sa iyo noong nag-aaral ka pa lamang lumakad.

Pagpasensyahan mo sana ako kung ako

man ay nagiging makulit at paulit ulit na

parang sirang plaka.

Basta pakinggan mo

nalang ako.

Huwag mo sana akong

pagtatawanan o pagsasawaang pakinggan.

Natatandaan mo anak noong bata ka pa? kapag

gusto mo ng lobo,paulit-ulit mo ‘yong sasabihin,

maghapon kang mangungulit hangga’t hindi mo

nakukuha ang gusto mo.

Pinagtyagaan ko ang

kakulitan mo.

Pagpasensyahan mo na rin sana ang aking

amoy. Amoy matanda, amoy lupa.

Huwag mo

sana akong piliting maligo. Mahina na ang

katawan ko. Madaling magkasakit kapag

nalamigan, huwag mo sana akong

pandirihan.

Natatandaan mo noong bata ka pa?

Pinagtyagaan kitang habulin sa ilalim ng kama

kapag ayaw mong maligo.

Pagpasensyahan mo sana kung madalas,

ako’y masungit, dala na marahil ito ng

katandaan.

Pagtanda mo, maiintindihan mo rin.

Kapag may konti kang panahon,

magkwentuhan naman tayo, kahit sandali

lang. Inip na ako sa bahay, maghapong nag-iisa.

Walang kausap. Alam kong busy ka sa trabaho,

subalit nais kong malaman mo na sabik na sabik

na akong makakwentuhan ka, kahit alam kong

hindi ka interesado sa mga kwento ko.

Natatandaan mo anak, noong bata ka pa?

Pinagtyagaan kong pakinggan at intindihin ang

pautal-utal mong kwento tungkol sa iyong teddy

bear.

At kapag dumating ang sandali na ako’y

magkakasakit at maratay sa banig ng

karamdaman, huwag mo sana akong

pagsawaan alagaan.

Pagpasensyahan mo na

sana kung ako man ay maihi o madumi sa

higaan, pagtyagaan mo sana akong alagaan sa

mga huling sandali ng aking buhay. Tutal hindi na

naman ako magtatagal.

Kapag dumating ang sandali ng aking

pagpanaw, hawakan mo sana ang aking

kamay at bigyan mo ako ng lakas ng loob

na harapin ang kamatayan .

At huwag kang mag-alala, kapag kaharap ko na

ang Diyos na lumikha, ibubulong ko sa kanya na

pagapalain ka sana … dahil naging mapagmahal

ka sa iyong ina…

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Understand Them Anyway!

I was surfing the net today nung mapadpad ako sa isang BLOGsite.. at natuwa ako sa BLOG entry na ito..

Somehow, I understand them more!

Somehow, I understand myself more!

Somehow, it's a matter of understanding and respecting!

---ram

This would give you a guide on how to control your emotions towards your better-half, friends, officemates and all the people around you, especially your "boss ". The rules of practicing "ugaling langit, ugaling kaaya-aya" (hehe):

#1 Ang naunang magalit ang may karapatang magalit. Pag naunahan ka na ng galit niya, tumahimik ka na lang muna.

#2 Walang taong nag-aaway mag-isa. Pag hindi kayo sumagot o pumatol, titigil din ang taong nakikipag- away sa inyo.

#3 Ang taong galit, 'bingi.' If someone is angry, wala raw pinakikinggan, so, don't try to explain and fight back. Hindi ka niya iintindihin dahil wala siyang naririnig kundi ang sarili nya.

#4 Ang taong galit, 'abnoy.' Ayon sa pastor, Biblical daw ito? because the Lord said when He was crucified, "Father, patawarin mo sila dahil hindi nila alam ang kanilang ginagawa." Modern term for these kinds of people are abnoys, so you better not get angry para huwag kang matawag na abnoy. You should also know and realize that the persons who make your day bad are jewels, because you need them for you to mature. Hangga't andyan daw sila at kinaiinisan mo, ibig sabihin, immature ka pa. God will not take away those people; it's for you to take away your bad feelings towards them. You'll know na mature ka na pag dumating 'yung time na hindi ka na naiinis sa mga taong ito because you have learned to accept them and to have patience with them.

#5 Finally, the best part of this is to tell yourself na, because of this person, "I will grow mature," and that DAHIL SA CONTRIBUTION NIYA SA MATURITY MO, KUKUNIN DIN SYA NI LORD. : )

WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE

I am the kind of guy na ang hilig magbasa ng kung ano-anong babasahin.. Mapa magazine, komiks, newspaper, tabloid or any kinds of books. And I tell you, I cannot live without something to read. (Bookworm??? syempre atik lang.. wala lang akong maisip na magandang intro.. haha)

Seriously, that’s the fact! Because someday, I want to be known as a good writer.. Like Shakespear. (wow.. taas ng pangarap! syempre atik lang uleeett..)Kanina may isa akong shortstory na nabasa na tumatak sa isipan ko.. (talagang tatak na tatak!) Nakakatawa nga kasi pinaphotocopy ko pa ng ilang copies & I distributed it to a selected girls..And ofcourse, papayag ba akong hindi maishare sa inyo ang kwentong ito? I want to dedicate this to all the girls out there! So sit back and relax.. This is it..

WELCOME TO HUSBANDMART (title of the story)

There was this new six-level store in Canada that sold the stuff every woman dreams of in life: ideal husbands! Customers can go up each floor and, to their delight, the products get better and better as they go higher and higher. But there is one store policy: if a shopper goes up to one particular floor, she cannot go back down and browse on a lower floor.A woman goes to the mart eager to find the man of her dreams. At the entrance, she finds so many women fighting each other by the door in an effort to get in. Miraculously, she squeezes her way through.

On the first floor, the sign on the door reads, MEN WITH JOBS SECTION.”Well that’s better than my former fiance,” the woman thinks, “but I wonder what’s in store on the next floor?” So up she goes.

On the second floor, the sign reads, MEN WITH JOBS & LOVING FATHERS-TO-BE SECTION.”Wow, that’s great,” the woman thinks again, “but I wonder what’s upstairs?" So up she goes again.

MEN WITH JOBS, LOVING FATHERS-TO-BE & VERY HANDSOME GUYS SECTION, the third floor sign reads. “Great!” the now visibly excited woman says, “I’m sure it’s going to be even better upstairs!”

True to her expectations, it’s even better on the fourth floor: MEN WITH JOBS, LOVING FATHERS-TO-BE & VERY HANDSOME GUYS & HOUSEHOLD CHORES EXPERT SECTION. “Oh my gosh!” exclaims the woman, “there’s only two floors left! I must go up again!” And up she goes..

The fifth floor sign reads: MEN WITH JOBS, LOVING FATHERS-TO-BE, VERY HANDSOME GUYS, HOUSEHOLD CHORES EXPERT & INCURABLE ROMANTIC SECTION. The woman is at her wit’s end. “I just can’t believe it! The very best is up there, I’m so excited!”
And with it, she presses the button for the sixth floor.When she steps out to the sixth floor, a big sign with a blinking digital scorecard says: “WELCOME TO LEVEL 6!!! You are customer # 2, 871, 354. There are no more products on this floor, since this floor exists as proof that WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE. Thank you for patronizing Husband Mart and have a nice day!”
(END)..

Be grateful for who you are and what you have.. for me that’s the simple moral of the story. Sa madaling salita.. dapat ang mga kababaihan, wag masyadong mapili o pihikan. Oooopppsss.. I did not say na magpadalos-dalos kayo hah!!!Prove that woman are not really impossible to please.Thanks for reading and I hope may natutunan kayo! God bless us all and more powers!!!