I am the kind of guy na ang hilig magbasa ng kung ano-anong babasahin.. Mapa magazine, komiks, newspaper, tabloid or any kinds of books. And I tell you, I cannot live without something to read. (Bookworm??? syempre atik lang.. wala lang akong maisip na magandang intro.. haha)
Seriously, that’s the fact! Because someday, I want to be known as a good writer.. Like Shakespear. (wow.. taas ng pangarap! syempre atik lang uleeett..)Kanina may isa akong shortstory na nabasa na tumatak sa isipan ko.. (talagang tatak na tatak!) Nakakatawa nga kasi pinaphotocopy ko pa ng ilang copies & I distributed it to a selected girls..And ofcourse, papayag ba akong hindi maishare sa inyo ang kwentong ito? I want to dedicate this to all the girls out there! So sit back and relax.. This is it..
WELCOME TO HUSBANDMART (title of the story)
There was this new six-level store in Canada that sold the stuff every woman dreams of in life: ideal husbands! Customers can go up each floor and, to their delight, the products get better and better as they go higher and higher. But there is one store policy: if a shopper goes up to one particular floor, she cannot go back down and browse on a lower floor.A woman goes to the mart eager to find the man of her dreams. At the entrance, she finds so many women fighting each other by the door in an effort to get in. Miraculously, she squeezes her way through.
On the first floor, the sign on the door reads, MEN WITH JOBS SECTION.”Well that’s better than my former fiance,” the woman thinks, “but I wonder what’s in store on the next floor?” So up she goes.
On the second floor, the sign reads, MEN WITH JOBS & LOVING FATHERS-TO-BE SECTION.”Wow, that’s great,” the woman thinks again, “but I wonder what’s upstairs?" So up she goes again.
MEN WITH JOBS, LOVING FATHERS-TO-BE & VERY HANDSOME GUYS SECTION, the third floor sign reads. “Great!” the now visibly excited woman says, “I’m sure it’s going to be even better upstairs!”
True to her expectations, it’s even better on the fourth floor: MEN WITH JOBS, LOVING FATHERS-TO-BE & VERY HANDSOME GUYS & HOUSEHOLD CHORES EXPERT SECTION. “Oh my gosh!” exclaims the woman, “there’s only two floors left! I must go up again!” And up she goes..
The fifth floor sign reads: MEN WITH JOBS, LOVING FATHERS-TO-BE, VERY HANDSOME GUYS, HOUSEHOLD CHORES EXPERT & INCURABLE ROMANTIC SECTION. The woman is at her wit’s end. “I just can’t believe it! The very best is up there, I’m so excited!”
And with it, she presses the button for the sixth floor.When she steps out to the sixth floor, a big sign with a blinking digital scorecard says: “WELCOME TO LEVEL 6!!! You are customer # 2, 871, 354. There are no more products on this floor, since this floor exists as proof that WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE. Thank you for patronizing Husband Mart and have a nice day!”
(END)..
Be grateful for who you are and what you have.. for me that’s the simple moral of the story. Sa madaling salita.. dapat ang mga kababaihan, wag masyadong mapili o pihikan. Oooopppsss.. I did not say na magpadalos-dalos kayo hah!!!Prove that woman are not really impossible to please.Thanks for reading and I hope may natutunan kayo! God bless us all and more powers!!!
Seriously, that’s the fact! Because someday, I want to be known as a good writer.. Like Shakespear. (wow.. taas ng pangarap! syempre atik lang uleeett..)Kanina may isa akong shortstory na nabasa na tumatak sa isipan ko.. (talagang tatak na tatak!) Nakakatawa nga kasi pinaphotocopy ko pa ng ilang copies & I distributed it to a selected girls..And ofcourse, papayag ba akong hindi maishare sa inyo ang kwentong ito? I want to dedicate this to all the girls out there! So sit back and relax.. This is it..
WELCOME TO HUSBANDMART (title of the story)
There was this new six-level store in Canada that sold the stuff every woman dreams of in life: ideal husbands! Customers can go up each floor and, to their delight, the products get better and better as they go higher and higher. But there is one store policy: if a shopper goes up to one particular floor, she cannot go back down and browse on a lower floor.A woman goes to the mart eager to find the man of her dreams. At the entrance, she finds so many women fighting each other by the door in an effort to get in. Miraculously, she squeezes her way through.On the first floor, the sign on the door reads, MEN WITH JOBS SECTION.”Well that’s better than my former fiance,” the woman thinks, “but I wonder what’s in store on the next floor?” So up she goes.
On the second floor, the sign reads, MEN WITH JOBS & LOVING FATHERS-TO-BE SECTION.”Wow, that’s great,” the woman thinks again, “but I wonder what’s upstairs?" So up she goes again.
MEN WITH JOBS, LOVING FATHERS-TO-BE & VERY HANDSOME GUYS SECTION, the third floor sign reads. “Great!” the now visibly excited woman says, “I’m sure it’s going to be even better upstairs!”
True to her expectations, it’s even better on the fourth floor: MEN WITH JOBS, LOVING FATHERS-TO-BE & VERY HANDSOME GUYS & HOUSEHOLD CHORES EXPERT SECTION. “Oh my gosh!” exclaims the woman, “there’s only two floors left! I must go up again!” And up she goes..
The fifth floor sign reads: MEN WITH JOBS, LOVING FATHERS-TO-BE, VERY HANDSOME GUYS, HOUSEHOLD CHORES EXPERT & INCURABLE ROMANTIC SECTION. The woman is at her wit’s end. “I just can’t believe it! The very best is up there, I’m so excited!”
And with it, she presses the button for the sixth floor.When she steps out to the sixth floor, a big sign with a blinking digital scorecard says: “WELCOME TO LEVEL 6!!! You are customer # 2, 871, 354. There are no more products on this floor, since this floor exists as proof that WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE. Thank you for patronizing Husband Mart and have a nice day!”
(END)..
Be grateful for who you are and what you have.. for me that’s the simple moral of the story. Sa madaling salita.. dapat ang mga kababaihan, wag masyadong mapili o pihikan. Oooopppsss.. I did not say na magpadalos-dalos kayo hah!!!Prove that woman are not really impossible to please.Thanks for reading and I hope may natutunan kayo! God bless us all and more powers!!!
